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Simple & Quaint

Simple animation that presented multiple viewpoints (though it was sometimes difficult to hear some of the fish), and because of that wasn't sure if there was a single point (is Eminem a demon or a hero?), but that was probably the point - for the viewer to make their own decision.

Eh?

There was no graphics or anything other than some weird animals/creek sounds. Whasupwidat?

Needed Direction

This was a good little b&w drug noir-type Flash (major props on using score from "Requiem for a Dream", that's probably my favorite movie score ever!). Its major problem though was that it had no direction, and just flowed indiscriminately from person to person. We never have the slightest hint of who they are, or even really what they're doing. Or was that the point? The situations seemed rather exaggerated, although not to the point of comic satire.

Point, shoot. Bang. Bang.

Simply put, this is outdated. The graphics are blocky and simple, barely look like zombies, there's no music or sound other than gunshot, and there's nothing to make you want to play this when there are so many better newer shooting games over the past two years.

Whoa...

Considering its age, I suppose this is OK, but unfortunately, Flash games aren't like 8-bit NES games or movies, in which they can retain greatness or nostalgia after age. This is just bad, with crude graphics and very little to do, even for a shooter.

Go Squigly Fish! Go!

I really liked this game, and would've given it an ever higher score, except I suck and never beat it, and that annoyed me. Now I know why your opponent referred to as the "bastard CPU fish" and "evil green computer fish" though. Since I knew I wasn't going to beat it anyway (tried every race several times, the best I got was a tie, and that STILL counts as the CPU winning... f'n laptop keyboard!) I looked for (and unlike in I-Mockery Castlevania, actually found) the secrets, which are really funny, and since I'm such a sore loser, I enjoyed these more than the actual game. Even though its hard as hell on a laptop keyboard, its still a cool game though, and maybe in the eventual network play I'll find someone worse than me that I can beat.